Half-Italian, half-entertainer. My name's Tommy Paradise and it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm here to have fun and in the process, maybe even make you smile! Oh, and Roll Tide!
LISTEN: The Million Dollar Band is Playing Toto’s Africa in Their Show
Why couldn't we have played this when I was in the Million Dollar Band!?!?
One Man Pays $10,000 Alimony in Coins
Wow. Revenge is a dish best served cold with a side of coins I guess.
Tuxedo grenades? What?
Novelty tuxedo grenades? What next?!?
This New Program From Starbucks Could Help Immensely
Hmm, this could work well if implemented right.
Paternity Leave for New Pet Parents?
A week off from work? Well not exactly...
Why would you want to do donuts on the San Francisco Bay Bridge?
Jeez, on a bridge too?
Million Dollar Band Performance This Saturday
Come support the Million Dollar Band!
How do you steal 500,00 dollars from a school cafeteria?
Really? From a school cafeteria?
Woman has contact stuck in eye for 28 years!
Thief Steals a Trailer Full of Ramen!
How much ramen was stolen?!?!?