Unpopular Opinion: Candy Corn is THE WORST
What do you think is the worst Halloween candy? I found myself wandering the aisles of Publix this weekend, and as I was about to stock up on essentials for the house, I was distracted by a GIANT Halloween candy display. I didn't buy any candy (despite being maaaajorly tempted), but I did notice one thing that just shook me to my core.
There were like seven types of candy corn for sale. SEVEN. Who eats this stuff? And why?
I am sorry, but candy corn is literally THE WORST.
It tastes like chalk, corn syrup, and depression. Candy corn pieces look like gross little teeth, not kernels of corn. And it's only available in big bags of LOOSE candy corn, so who is handing this out to kids on Halloween? Who wants candy someone else has touched?
Candy corn is the Auburn of Halloween candies. Am I crazy? What do y'all think?