18 Things Alabama Fans Can Do to Get Over the 2019 National Championship Game

This is not the way I wanted to feel on the day after the College Football Playoff National Championship Game. How is one supposed to deal with such unfathomable grief?

Here are x things Alabama fans can do today to help grieve last night's total beatdown:

1. cry
2. eat your feelings
3. nap
4. scream into the void
5. watch Netflix all day
6. punch a hornet's nest
7. die inside
8. call in sick
9. stay in bed
10. laugh until you cry again
11. take a hot bath
12. cry in said hot bath
13. Google "what does life even mean anymore?"
14. run away
15. ask Alexa to turn your feelings off
16. open a portal into an alternate universe in which Alabama won
17. cry again
18. remember it could be worse: you could be a Tennessee fan