Steve and DC Need a New HIT
Many years ago, Steve & DC did the “SIRAN Rap.”
Hardcore Steve & DC fans may remember the '89-'90 season when Siran Stacy was making LOTS of noise in the SEC.
Well – IT’S TIME FOR THE FOLLOWUP.
I mean, it’s been 32 years since their last hit.
(and nearly that long since Audio Bob made it to work on time.)
So, I thought I would lend a hand and throw some ideas out there for a new hit.
Bryce, Bryce Baby - (sung to Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”)
WITH A SHOULDER PROBLEM,
HE’LL STILL PASS IT,
THROW IT IN THE AIR,
AND WATCH JERMAINE BURTON CATCH IT,
BRYCE, BRYCE BABY….
The Jalen Milroe Song - (sung to “I Told You So“ by Randy Travis)
IF BRYCE CAN’T THROW,
THEN WE’LL USE MILROE,
AND HE’LL THROW AND PASS,
AND DO HIS BEST LIKE HE DID AGAINST TEXAS A&M!
Henry To’oTo’o Song - (sung to “Baby Likes to Rock“ by The Tractors)
(WARNING: THIS ONE IS A STRETCH)
HENRY LIKES TO BLOCK,
HENRY LIKES TO CALL IT,
HENRY LIKES TO TACKLE,
ITS THE HENRY MOSES TO’OTO’O TRAIN!
Like I said– THESE ARE JUST THOUGHT STARTERS FOR STEVE & DC TO FINISH OFF
They are FUNNY GUYS!!
My work here is done!