Imagine my horror when I went to Walgreen's to pick up some Advil and was greeted not by some nice elderly lady but a giant Cadbury Creme Egg display instead. I happen to loathe Cadbury Creme Eggs with a passion that burns deep within the most isolated recesses of my jaded soul.

Cadbury Creme Eggs are absolute trash, and I will gladly die on this hill.

Cadbury Creme Eggs are abysmal. If you forced me to say so, I'd agree that the chocolate shell is decent, but OH GOD, the filling is revolting. Why would I want to eat chocolate covered mucus? It's disgusting. How is it made? Do they just mix chalk with corn syrup and call it a day?

I would rather eat an actual raw egg. I know Cadbury Creme Eggs are a beloved seasonal treat placed gingerly into baskets by the Easter Bunny, but y'all. They are disgusting.

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